Archive for February, 2008

On Tatoos

February 11, 2008

January 13, 2008


On Tatoos.


Me: So now that you have a baby are you going to get something in honor of him?

G: Like what?  A green gas cloud?



February 11, 2008


January 13, 2008


G:  The baby had a booger in his nose the size of a nickel.  It came shooting out of his nose.  >examining nipple of bottle, suddenly, very closely<

Me:  What are you looking for?!?

G: The booger!  I don’t’ know where it went!

Me:  So why are you looking at the nipple?!?

G:  Well, that’s where it WAS.


Ech.  You fed my baby a booger the size of a nickel.