Archive for August, 2013

This is old…

August 5, 2013

…and everyone who visits here has likely read it elsewhere, already.  But its too good to lose and as of yet I haven’t a ‘quotes by my mom’ book…although, come to think of it – why don’t I??


Ring Ring!
Me: Hello?
My mom: Hello! Is this the Chicken Place?
Me: Why yes, it *is* the Chicken Place! What can I get you?
My mom: I’d like two roasted turkey breasts please.
Me: Why yes, it *is* the Chicken Place!
My mom: !@#$% You know what I meant! Give me two roasted chickens!!
Me: Got it! Two roasted chickens. Pick up or delivery?
My mom: Pick up is fine. When can I get it?
Me: About two years.