Silly Survey

How long did it take you to get over your last boyfriend?:

OOh thats dangerous.  We didn’t belong together. Our relationship even had an expiration date. Seriously. Of course, as with a lot of things that have expiration dates – it eventually went ‘off’. Maybe it even began to smell.

How did you and your number 1 become friends?:
We were in grammar school together. And high school. And hung out with a lot of the same peeps.


How late did you stay up last night and why?:
Gosh – I think I was a Dirty Stay Up and held on until a late late 10 pm!!

How did you meet the last person you talked to on the phone?:
The last people I spoke to on the phone were for doctor’s appts. Before that it was my mom. I probably have an equal relationship with all of them.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a D?:
I’m sure I have but expounding on it is no fun.

How’s your life lately?
Very very complicated. But damned lucky, too. Beautiful, healthy little boy and a great husband. Some things I can complain about, too, if you got the time and the stomach.

What time is it?
>what have I got in my pocketses?<

Do you think that you’re a good person?:
Most of the time. I’m flawed. And most of the time I’m trying to work on it. And sometimes I’m just real tired.

Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?
Yeah – but I thought it was innocent at the time. Nothing ever, ever came of any of it. At the time thats what we kids did – flirted. I would take it all back in a heartbeat, though.

Do you believe in love at first sight?:
I think love is more involved in that. We can talk about Lust at First Sight. That’s fun.

When is the last time you took a nap?:

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?:
Didn’t I answer this question indirectly? Isn’t my time valuable to you, Survey Maker??

What was on your mind mostly today?:
My anniversary.

I’m going to go and buy myself the things I expected my husband to buy me 😉

Ever kissed anyone 18 or older?:
Ah. The proof that these surveys were made for the kid-folk. Which only makes me feel even more stupid for answering one. Well, it was fun while it lasted…WHICH, funny enough, reminds me of the first question.

Do you miss anyone?:
I miss my husband who is in the next room and out of sight. I miss the baby who is down for the night. I miss my friends who are “back home” in Queens and far, far away. I miss my family who is much of the same. I miss Mee Mom and wish she could’ve met the family I’ve made – and I wish they coulda been blessed with knowing her – she was a pip. I miss some other ppl, too, but my aim is improving.

What are you listening to?:
The filter return on my fish tank and my husband doing something in the hall – we’ve been painting and stuff – so the sound only makes my neck hurt. It means I might have to get up and do work.

Have you held hands with anyone recently?:
I’ve probably tried to hold George’s. And then he probably let go so he could grab the remote. And he probably didn’t even let go gently. He probably forgot himself and shook his hand like there was a booger on it until I dropped my hand from his.

Gosh – how long have we been married??

Do you like winter time?:
I HATE the winter. And then I moved further north.

Where the hell was I during Geography??

What was the last movie you watched?:
Capote. Eh.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Ech. If I’m lucky maybe some Retail Therapy.

Name a high point of your day?:
It was my anniversary – the whole day was a high point. Ha ha . er.

Where is your number one person on your friends list?:
In the number one spot. Or Florida. Who writes these questions.

What are your plans for the weekend?:
I thought I could convince my husband to take me to a fair that he’s been talking about for 4 years. But the baby was uppity while out today and my husband might not forget by Saturday.

Suppose you see your bf/gf kissing another person?:
If I had a boyfriend and he was kissing someone else I’d think “serves me right”. My husband kissing someone else? A black eye, broken nose and a really good lawyer. Oh and I’d probably do the same to him.

Did you ever lose a best friend?:
Lose? Like to death? Or at the mall? Who writes these questions? I used to go clubbing with Alisa and lose her all the time.

What are you doing right now?:
Avoiding work.

Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?:
Yes. Smiley faces make whateve you say witty and cute. ;p You can say anything you want and its okay when you temper it with a smiley. ;O Like : You are an ass.

😉 See? Its so cute!

Are you currently in a relationship?:
If you want to call it that.

Or you can call it marriage and ask my husband to stop touching my things!

Have you ever had your heart broken?:
Eh – I want to say yes but nobody somes to mind.

If you forgot about it can it have been a broken heart?

Been in a long distance relationship?:
Hmm. Long distance like in the guy that I dated in Rononkoma for a few weeks when I was 20 something? Or the guy in Bum Fuck New Jersey? Or the feller who was Waythehelloutthere Long Island? How about the guy who lived Upstate WHO HAD ALL HIS TEETH AND DID NOT DID NOT LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE LIKE PETE SAYS? George was long distance-ish – he lived in FL and was staying in CT while I was in Queens…
None of them lasted very long.

Even me and my hsuband’s – he moved in shortly after!

Has anybody on your top friends ever admitted to liking you?:
You mean LIKE LIKE me?? AH proof I’m too old for this.

😉 <——there’s that smiley!

When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?:
Here it is again.

I get hugs from my Lovin’ Hunny Bunny all the time!

Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?:
Nope. Sorry folks. I know you’re all disappointed.

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?:
Oh please. Let’s not go there. She’s one of the people for which my aim is improving.

Has anyone disappointed you lately?
I didn’t raise anyone to be disappointed by them. I don’t think its my business to be disappointed by other people’s actions. I’m disappointed by situations. I have one upon me thats pretty disappointing.

Whose the last person you talked to in person?:
George. George. He’s the only adult I talk to. And when work starts: he’ll be the only adult I talk to.


Are you social or content?:
I used to think I was a social creature. When I’m out and about I’m a bit of a social butterfly….FLEA, I believe was the nickname I got from a fella. Always jumping around. Well, he said there was more to it but I don’t have to give you people fuel to goof on me.

Find your own stuff!

Do you have a good relationship with your siblings?:
I have one “sibling”. The Donald. Donald Duck. The Donster. Frito Bandito. He doesn’t like me much. Can’t figger why not.

What can you hear?:
Isn’t this another repeat? Did the Survey Maker make the survey too long to remember what the previous questions were? Is there a time warp? We had a friend call last night four times – 2 minutes apart from each other and leave the IDENTICAL message all four times – but he was stoned. And although we don’t necessarily “forgive” him – we understand. And then there’s my father in law who called twice today within a minute of each other and left the SAME MESSAGE BOTH TIMES on our voicemail at home. *He* thought that he was calling the cell phone the second time. Good thing, too, because my husband and I were beginning to think it was us. But now this survey….

Are you happy right now?:
I’m happy. But I have a lot of sad things on my mind.

What are you going to do after this?:
Try to get out of working around the house because of the whole anniversary thing.

I’m going to drag this out for as long as I can!


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